tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post114841093066812954..comments2023-10-26T04:19:16.153-04:00Comments on Mets Guy in Michigan: The Chicken, Mr. Met and less-worthy mascotsMets Guy in Michiganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04048899230969074579noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1148951914986574872006-05-29T21:18:00.000-04:002006-05-29T21:18:00.000-04:00Oh man, I feel for your brother. Imagine having to...Oh man, I feel for your brother. Imagine having to tell people that you got tossed from a game because you fought a giant chicken! They'd assume you were spending a fortune on ballpark beer.<BR/><BR/>Well, my moment of mascot glory has been shattered!<BR/><BR/>Actually, I had a accidental bad touch as FJ Scoop. When they wanted to show the costume to people around the building, they had me put it on and walk around the various departments.<BR/><BR/>Well, someone came up and wanted to give Scoop a hug. But the truth is that I had really limited arm movement because of where the holes were. Pretty much staight out, with no real side-to-side mobility.<BR/><BR/>I tried telling "Can't move arms!Can't move arms!" But it was too late.<BR/><BR/>Luckily for us both, I was wearing these massive, oversized Mickey Mouse hands.<BR/><BR/>So these things happen.Mets Guy in Michiganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04048899230969074579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1148910803449711032006-05-29T09:53:00.000-04:002006-05-29T09:53:00.000-04:00I was searching my archives last night because I t...I was searching my archives last night because I thought I had written about it. Anyway, long story short, my brother and the chicken got into it. The police landed up tearing my brother off of him and booting him out of the stadium. Meanwhile, the Chicken was allowed to remain in the stadium, copping feels with all the ladies who wanted to pictures.<BR/><BR/>I'm telling you Dave, keep the Chicken away from your family!somethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17869239636716522502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1148871250140991722006-05-28T22:54:00.000-04:002006-05-28T22:54:00.000-04:00Whoa! Joe I confess that I have never heard such t...Whoa! Joe I confess that I have never heard such things about the Chicken! Have you witnessed such things? Details!!! As long as Mr. Met wasn't involved, we can expose all. Hmmm. Come to think of it, where is Mr. Met's hand in that shot with Condi Rice?Mets Guy in Michiganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04048899230969074579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1148862302934915572006-05-28T20:25:00.000-04:002006-05-28T20:25:00.000-04:00I can't believe that I am going to say this, but D...I can't believe that I am going to say this, but Dave, you are completely wrong on this one. The Chicken is not a great mascot. The Chicken is an asshole. No other human being/fluffy mascot can get away with the amount of sexist breast fondeling as this guy. In fact, we need to get Dateline on this guy because I don't think he can be trusted around children either.<BR/><BR/>The Chicken is a Free-Rang Dick.<BR/><BR/>Go Mets!somethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17869239636716522502noreply@blogger.com