tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post114348344083069752..comments2023-10-26T04:19:16.153-04:00Comments on Mets Guy in Michigan: Chipper Jones, squirrels and the hopes of springMets Guy in Michiganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04048899230969074579noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1143748240361140412006-03-30T14:50:00.000-05:002006-03-30T14:50:00.000-05:00Pepper spray is a walk in the park compared to the...Pepper spray is a walk in the park compared to the Tazer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1143664191628682022006-03-29T15:29:00.000-05:002006-03-29T15:29:00.000-05:00David,I have also been the victim of “friendly fir...David,<BR/><BR/>I have also been the victim of “friendly fire” pepper spraying. I feel for you. I would rather get another finger shot off then get the pepper in the eyes again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1143649360455459612006-03-29T11:22:00.000-05:002006-03-29T11:22:00.000-05:00Oh, you KNOW Chipper would take the cookies. Not o...Oh, you KNOW Chipper would take the cookies. Not only that, he'd push over members of the Seaford Senior Chorale singing the National Anthem and the two tykes from the Boys and Girls Clubs of Queens preparing to throw out the first pitch on his way over to the Mets dugout.<BR/><BR/>Mike, I have no doubt that perps would drop to their knees after a blast of the gas!<BR/><BR/>Metstra, if the cat thing would work, I'd be all for it. Maybe a Felix Millian baseball card on a stick will work. <BR/><BR/>And Tony, have you ever seen the cheeks on Andruw Jones? I'm telling you, the guy looks like a squirrel!Mets Guy in Michiganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04048899230969074579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1143632919865541592006-03-29T06:48:00.000-05:002006-03-29T06:48:00.000-05:00Dave, you got pepper sprayed. Uncle Dave is right...Dave, you got pepper sprayed. Uncle Dave is right. I have seen the biggest, meanest, most violents SOB's cry like babies with every fluid in their head running out of every orifice of their face. Great stuff, until your remember that it dispenses in a stream but results in a cloud and that cloud floats. I have been the victim of "frienldy fire" a few times. It is none too pleasant as you now know. Lets go Mets. It all begins Monday......mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16287570807680122349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1143578077153146622006-03-28T15:34:00.000-05:002006-03-28T15:34:00.000-05:00The idea of Larry stealing cookies from David real...The idea of Larry stealing cookies from David really got me angry. I mean, it didn't even happen but the fact that I wouldn't put it past that evil bastard really gets my blood boiling. I mean what a bastard! <BR/><BR/>I am notorious for not sharing my cookies or my pretzels. I actually once became so enraged by someone who attempted to have a peice of a soft pretzel I was eating, that I began to beat him about the head with the soft pretzel screaming "YOU WANT A PEICE OF PRETZEL??? HERE HAVE SOME GODDAMN PRETZEL!!!" I think I wouldn't mind sharing cookies or pretzels with the likes of Wright or Reyes, but if Larry ever even gave me a look when I'm eating cookies . . . I don't think I would be able to contain myself.somethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17869239636716522502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11386152.post-1143501597838665322006-03-27T18:19:00.000-05:002006-03-27T18:19:00.000-05:00Cats like tearing heads off moles...if that helps....Cats like tearing heads off moles...if that helps.<BR/><BR/>Your front lawn will have the distinct look and feel of carnage, but other than that, moles lose.Metstradamushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18023215480704948183noreply@blogger.com